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  • Popeye206
    Mar 23, 01:24 PM
    Wow... I'm surprised that the comments are all over the place.

    Seems simple and like a logical move for Apple to expand the AirPlay for video too.

    It's obvious that Apple is trying to go wireless for everything, music, printing, and now video. Makes sense and would be a huge advantage for Apple devices.

    BTW... licensing does not necessarily mean $'s have to be paid by the OEM. Apple could license this at no charge or a minimal charge to cover their support and administration. Just like any software vendor does.





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  • mack pro
    May 3, 12:35 PM
    Well, savvy enough to avoid Windows whenever possible.

    They're so savvy that they run to the Apple store for every minor issue.





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  • likemyorbs
    Apr 12, 03:16 PM
    As for what I meant- I am trying to illustrate how silly and unrealistic and inherently flawed "anti-discrimination" laws are. Lets say I do not hire a guy because he is black. That is my ONLY reason. HOW is that any different than not hiring a guy because he is not intelligent? He can't help his intelligence, it was passed on to him from his parents.


    That's completely different. Intelligence is not fully genetic. You can become intelligent by obtaining an education.





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  • spazzcat
    Aug 20, 07:03 AM
    Only the under 30 crowd is excited about this.

    But hey, it takes a while to develop common sense.

    To the "unhip", this looks like yet another way to bore each other to death.

    I must say though, for criminals...things are looking up.

    I'm almost 35 and have no issues with this new feature. But i have been using Foursquare for awhile....Most of the non-friends on Facebook live halfway around the world, so I am not really worried about them breaking into my house. Most of the others are Master Masons, and I really don't see one of them doing it. And besides that is what insurance is for...



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  • rockthecasbah
    Aug 14, 09:52 AM
    yay, 20 more ads still! I wonder when the next will st art airing :rolleyes:





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  • jephrey
    Oct 26, 04:20 PM
    I can see why they'd do it with a "new" program, but SE16 was my audio editing prog of choice even having to open OS9 to use it. Finally, soundstudio came around and went multi track, and although I like it, the bit view in SE16 was priceless for what I do, and that thing saved and opened files in a snap.

    Even though it's new, I still had hoped that UBs would be the norm for new stuff for longer, especially from someone like Adobe. I got my G5 in mid 04 and had hoped to have it for 8 years. Looks like it'll be more like the 4 years I had ye olde G3 for. Maybe I can squeeze more out of it, but we'll see.

    Whatever,

    J



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  • sab165
    May 1, 04:10 PM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_2_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8C148 Safari/6533.18.5)

    It sounds like Aroura Feint to me, but those games are pretty old.





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  • melchior
    Jan 10, 12:05 AM
    I wish the contact pictures where synced full size and not the mini verison

    96x96 is a ridiculous size when the iphone displays the photos across 320x320

    not to mention the fact that the application overwrote my existing photos despite not selecting the option.



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  • bella92108
    Apr 1, 03:21 PM
    I was excited for this app. when I heard about it. The evening it was released it kept crashing. I gave up on it then; and the intro is a little much too. I'm deleting it. Thanks for letting me down again TWC.

    HEHE, I giggled cause I thought u were being sarcastic about The Weather Channel letting you down... I forgot Time Warner's 11% marketshare is still a big chunk, I just didn't make the connection cause to me TWC is The Weather Channel... which would be cool if they streamed live, hehe.





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  • calculus
    Nov 2, 10:57 AM
    Whilst it's good to see Apple gaining some market share there is a part of me that does not want them to gain too much. I worry that if they ever become mass market that they will lose some of their uniqueness.



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  • liavman
    Apr 26, 02:17 AM
    Thanks kainjow. That gives me an idea. I need to fly back to Chicago. There is this black hole period between 6 to 11 P.M. pacific where no flights leave for Chicago (because departures during that time put the landing time in Chicago when the airport there is closed for landing.) I need to leave before that, take the red-eye, or leave Saturday. If most of the stuff will be done by 2 or 3 P.M. then I can try for that last flight before the black hole sets in.

    When do they publish the actual schedule as to what happens on each day?





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    Mar 13, 11:45 AM
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  • Giuly
    Apr 29, 04:34 PM
    Sorry but health care is paid by your health care taxes, that come off your gross income. You don't pay those at the gas station! :rolleyes:

    What makes gas prices in the EU that high are VAT (which is considerably higher in the EU) and energy taxes.
    The eco taxes you mentioned are actually only a small part of the energy taxes (they were introduced to reduce CO2 emissions and to decrease the taxes for annuity insurance). Who knows where the rest of the energy tax goes...
    Actually, it's 43.3% plus VAT in Germany.
    If the gas price is 1.50€, the gas itself is worth 0.61€, 0.65€ are eco taxes, plus 19% VAT of both gas and tax makes 1.50€.

    And "healthcare and other nice things" are arguable, that's why I took it out. However, as mentioned, no one knows where the money goes, as you would use it 100% to build walls to decrease noise pollution and plant trees for CO2 neutrality, you'd have a lot of walls and trees. However, the money has to go anywhere, and I doubt that it has anything to do with cars or their emissions at all.

    The reason for this kind of tax is really strange though: In the eyes of the politicians, oil was too cheap, and they know that it's limited - the prices will rise and at some point will gas will be not cheap enough. Here's the hilarious point: They put the tax on top of the oil price so "smoothen" the raise and are investing this tax into the development of cars that consume less gasoline.

    Car manufacturers came up with that during the oil crisis in the 70ies themselves. And now I have to fund them by paying them as much as I pay the Sheik who delivers the oil.

    I mean, did anyone pay Chevrolet to develop and build the Volt? No, and they did anyways.

    Edit: It might not be health care, but look at this:
    http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/2234/screenshot20110429at114.png
    Year/Income from the eco tax in millions of Euro/That went into federal retirement assicuration/that funded renewable energies.

    Well, might not be healthcare. I mostly pay grandpa's retirement though: And this should be considered as the one of the "other nice things".





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  • Diode
    Jan 6, 03:13 PM
    I'm surprised of no chat notifications or are those considered "messages"?



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  • Skoal
    Apr 5, 10:27 PM
    Oh my, what a conundrum for the fan boys. On one hand, CR loves the iPad and Apple's customer service but on the other hand, we have the iPhone 4. :D

    THIS! Sorry fanboys but as much as I love my apple gear I cannot help but snicker at the mental anguish some of you all must be suffering. Surely there will be plenty of justification in this thread that I haven't yet read!





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  • shawnce
    Nov 2, 11:12 AM
    well i hope it's not from already mac owners buying intel macs. i hope the marketshare continues to increase

    Apple retail store statistics imply that around 50% of folks purchasing a Mac are new to Mac. ...so new blood appears to be joining the platform.



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  • leekohler
    May 3, 03:25 PM
    You wish! I'm staying put.

    My comment merely points out the sad fact that Harper and his cronies now have free reign to sell off Canada and Canadians to the highest bidder (or corporate donor) all thanks to the sheeple who live here.

    "The case against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter."



    $18B surplus to $50B deficit . . .. yeh great job "real" conservatives.



    We voted in criminals who flaunt the law, democracy and parliament. There are rocks smarter than us.


    Like I said, get out there and fight. Do not be complacent about these people.





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  • King Cobra
    Sep 15, 12:31 PM
    >Does this include everything that comes standard on a Mac box?

    You certainly don't get the most stable OS with a PC.

    >Does this include everything that comes standard on a Mac box?

    You certainly don't get the most stable OS with a PC.

    :D


    scem, I think in due time the price of Apple's hardware will come down. Take a look at the prices of the Macintosh/Apple product line. The Macintosh II was valued at I think over $6000. The G4/G3 motherboard was worth up to $3500 I think. Now, the Dual 1.25GHz model sells for around $3300, if you don't feel like chugging in THAT much RAM.

    My guess is that in a couple of years Apple's PowerMacs will be reduced to near equivalent prices as when the first dual GHz PowerMacs came out, topping out at $3000.





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  • TheNewDude
    Apr 30, 10:30 AM
    Preorder the game from gamestop and you get a beta key also.





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    Mar 13, 10:06 AM
    Mine went an hour backwards last night, but it has corrected itself this morning. Strange...:confused:





    MPD
    Sep 29, 09:06 PM
    Lucky you.
    5D, not so much.
    How so. I have shot tethered from 5D to Macbook (RAW & JPG). What software are you using?

    I have not tried yet with C1Pro but works with canon remote capture software.





    OllyW
    Apr 5, 07:53 AM
    That must mean I'm not normal. :D





    leetard
    Nov 14, 04:13 PM
    I can't wait for the other ones to be redone:

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    Designer Dale
    Mar 3, 03:13 PM
    ^^ Interesting literal interpretation of the topic. The couple are so alike and different at the same time. Looks good from the hight point of view.

    Dale



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